by skmad1212 June 28, 2013
Get the Calculator Brain mug.profuse, intermittent absentmindedness occurring during and around the 9 months of pregnancy that would lead one to assume brain injury if said person were not pregnant.
husband: "My wife told the same story 3 times. Then she spent a while looking for her phone whilst talking on it. Must be preggo brain."
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When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").
I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.
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Get the dick brain in the butt hole mug.Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!
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Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!
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Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!
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Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!
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Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided
by Housing Lady December 23, 2014
Get the Tight Braided mug.An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)
To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.
Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
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