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mexican blowjob 

When a mexican girl blows you and when you take your dick out of her mouth it's stained red from the hot cheeto dust resin built up in her mouth after years of eating that nasty shit.
ehh fool after esther gave me that mexican blowjob, my dick was red for like a week fool. I tried to get it off with my grandmas avocado puree recipe that has been passed through my family for ages. But even that couldn't get the red off.
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Almost Blowjob 

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
Almost Blowjob by TimBayBe December 13, 2009

Ukrainian Blowjob 

Hey Jenny i heard you gave Derii a Ukrainian Blowjob.
the act of getting ones penis sucked
A blowjob is not with your mouth, a blowjob is with your heart. So get down on your knees and put that heart to work!
Blowjob by Drewman! January 9, 2013

Alaskan Blowjob

To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.
After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob
Alaskan Blowjob by ddmrnt April 4, 2009

Chinese Blowjob

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
I've never heard of it but that Chinese Blowjob I got the other night sure was amazing!
Chinese Blowjob by Fetchinator September 10, 2006
In short: the art of sucking a man's dick. This can be done by either a man or a woman, kinda depends on the guy recieving. Most girls find it degusting, but I think it's a great way of showing your partner that you care, or even love, them. Techniques include swirling tongue around penis, humming or moaning, sucking (obviously) and deep throating, which is much desired, though requires practice so you don't activitvate the gag reflex, though again, some man like this. No teeth, it can really put an end to any pleasure, as it is very sensitive down there. This can be used in fore-play and just as a way of getting your guy off. If the latter is the case, then make sure you show plenty of care and attention to show him that him cumming in your mouth is what you want more then anything at that moment. Most guys also like it when you swollow, so always swollow with a smile and be proud that he actaully trusts you enough to let his penis anywhere near your teeth.
Example One:

Random guy: What the hell were you doing last night, mate, you wouldn't answer your phone?
Random guy: Just getting one hell of a BlowJob, mate, the phone was not as important as that.
Random guy: I hear ya, mate, I hear ya.

Example Two:
Random girl: So, what were you two up too last night?
Random girl: Just giving my boyfriend the blow job of his life.
Random girl: You actaully put a penis in your mouth?
Random girl: That is what a BlowJob is.
Random girl: What was it like?
Random girl: Find out with your boyfriend toight.

Exampla Three:

Girl: Come on, baby, I'll give a BlowJob to help you relax.
Guy: Sounds... good.
Girl: I don't bite, babe.
Guy: Good.
Girl gets on knees and starts deep throating.
Guy: So good.
Guy cums and Girl swollows.
BlowJob by LoverNotFighter October 26, 2012