Beef Caking

To have a conversation on the phone with a particular person you are not interested in but acting as though you are. Most commonly used when people are bored. It's basically talking just to talk.

"Man Johnny over there beef caking with that lean."

by Chels J April 16, 2008

Beef Braille

A dirty lumpy ass dick that reads like a magazine to a blind person

Two weeks after fucking that nasty girl in Myrtle Beach I had the worst case of Beef Braille.

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan June 19, 2007

[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 29, 2007

beef it up

make it stronger

"Let's go to to gym. I want to beef it up."

by manitu October 9, 2008

Beef stew

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.

After a real greasy meal, steve had to go to the bathroom and drop a beef stew.

by Adam October 18, 2004

what the beef

sounds better than cursing, and puts a smile on my face everytime i say it.

i will use it in a sentence-

What the beef was that?

by mike and meggin northcutt June 24, 2004