Baked bean

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.

Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

bakershmiditney

the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge).

Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.

by mastersons andersons silvasons May 31, 2009

bakeps

Short for "Bakat Kepyas" meaning the pussy is in cameltoe mode.

Hey Bro! The chiq over there is bakeps!

by Tr00per November 10, 2010

Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013