Alberta

her nickname is berta. you love her. she is a grouchy ugly potato. she loves AC/DC. hunting and she LOVES tacos! ;-; she has no feelings and hates people... -.- but you still love her. she has a dog. and you need to buy her a taco. that would be cool. and black is her happy colour .-.

alberta hates everyone. leave berta alone. you should give berta a taco. ;-;

by tacos ;-; July 31, 2016

Alberto

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberto

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

by BubbyChan April 21, 2021

theo alert

Funny picture, comic or movie containing some nudity

Anything funny with nudity

by Xander Pikaar February 2, 2004

Red Alert

The most popular GameFAQs board user. Ask for him on RI!

Wow, Red Alert is cool.

by Red Alert January 4, 2004

alberth

the umpalumpa kid no one likes, also he has a very smal penis

isnt that alberth?

yeah i hate him so much!

by the asians class May 29, 2009

Albertan

Racist assholes with the highest sense of entitlement you could imagine

"I think it's absolutely intolerant of them to tell us how to change our lives and our people. She should go back to her country and try to make her country better."
J.B.(Albertan) after defacing a portrait of Greta Thunberg.

by Never_too_late October 22, 2019