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Your Mom

by Saggy saga bou June 1, 2018
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your mom

Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!

Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight

Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
by Littlegaykid February 18, 2022
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Your Mom

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.

2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.

(Mathew)- ...Your Mom
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
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Your mate

Some tool/loser that orbits the group some how
*Stevie is being a flog*

you look at jim and say: "there's your mate stevie"
by Lekdog June 1, 2022
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Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.
Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.
by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023
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Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old
10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!
by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016
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your mom

bro your mom
by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020
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