Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

Words with Little Brown Friends

Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.

Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.

by Doctorjay March 23, 2016

woldswoman

Easy, ugly, inbred

That troll must be a woldswoman, I've seen fitter shit stains

by Saganh February 19, 2017

Woldsmen

Weird, ugly, inbred men from East Yorkshire, known to shout 'woldsmaaaan' for no aparant reason, and go months without touching a female.

He has an IQ of under 10, he must be a member of the woldsmen

by Saganh February 20, 2017

Woodstock Middle School

A place full of dumbasses to the point it isn’t even funny. You got racist white teachers that are racist towards Hispanics & blacks for no fucking reason. You have me-ma who will harrass you for no reason & is older than the fucking bible. Also to add to that, this school is ghetto, has hella kids who smoke weed, vape, or have sex. Half of the school is either Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or a weirdass. Don’t send your child to Woodstock Middle School

A: Yeah my kid goes to Woodstock Middle School
B: Do you want your kid to commit suicide?
A: Yes

by stopo May 8, 2022

wetty words

someone who speaks with splashes of saliva coming from the mouth

he's talking with wetty words again!

by ivanboss69 October 23, 2007

Berry Woods

Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.

Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!

by Metabo December 16, 2008