willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

by DerShovel February 12, 2014

Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.

"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"

by AKees June 6, 2017

Bipolar Anti-Winner

One whose winning status changes like a twelve year old girls mood.

Nathan is always an bipolar anti-winner.

by campgirl765 October 20, 2011

left-winger

someone who critisizes america for "breaking the geneva convention" while terrorists kill civillians.

Left Winger: those horrible racists at Guantonamo Bay are using the koran as toilet paper.

Terrorist: if you elect John Kerry we won't attack again for four years.

(for the left winger's reading this, the terrorist means he will continue to gather funds until the next election when he will scare you into submission again)

by PC daddy June 25, 2005

winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

wintry mix

When you ejaculate on a girl's face with a combination of piss and semen.

So i was about to cum on Carly's face and little did she know the weather prediction was a wintry mix.

by supmannothinchillin February 6, 2009

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 22, 2010