Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 02, 2023

olivias wife

Olivias wife is called Elizabeth

Over there is olivias wife

by Imkingsobackoff September 15, 2021

hoe wife

The wife that’s unable to remain faithful while married. Has a wandering eye, and lusting for more

His hoe wife was always on the prowl at work.

by James Gresham December 21, 2023

The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R July 01, 2022

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 22, 2023

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 07, 2024