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Quit twitter

Did you see John quit twitter it was really depressing
Quit twitter by Braxtoniscockatcod February 18, 2022

Traffic Twitter 

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
Traffic Twitter by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022

Spanish Twitter 

Girl on Twitter: Spanish Twitter is fucking crazy man I wish I knew Spanish

G2Reven: me voy a comer un yogur (Translates to I'm going to eat a yoghurt)

Football Twitter 

A subsection of twitter where people tweet only about football/soccer. Well... sort of. Whenever people disagree with each other, they "dox" each other, but the "dox" is just calling them some sort of Indian name and the leaked location is always "the slums of insert Indian/Bangladeshi city here, e.g. Mumbai, Chittagong, Jaipur." Everyone spreads positive propaganda about their favorite players and hide any reply that criticizes them. They have the funniest roasts. It isn't bad, but Youngboy twitter is better.
Football Twitter account 1: *propaganda about Ronaldo*
Football Twitter account 2: Shut up Rajeev you live in the slums of Kolkata so why are you talking
Football Twitter by PayolaLover69 October 8, 2022

Crypto Twitter 

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
Crypto Twitter by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023

Clitter Twitter 

Similar to a "boner maker" for men, a clitter twitter is someone who turns a woman on or makes her horny (makes her clitoris flutter or swell).
Brian is Rose's clitter twitter.