twazler

its another name for vagina(})

I licked Katies twazler until it chapped my lips!

by chacon #35 January 19, 2009

Twabber

To blabber excessively on Twitter for no real purpose.

(twitter user): I just got so angry
(twitter user): I think i'll have lunch now
(twitter user): I wonder what i'll do next weekend

This is twabbering

by Murphs November 24, 2009

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

by blizzblast December 14, 2010

twabbler

noun - A twat gobbler; lesbian nickname.

Person 1: That chick is SUCH a twabbler.
Person 2: A What?
Person 1: A twat gobbler.
Person 2: . . .
Person 1: Like, a lesbian?..
Person 2: OH!

by El Twabblero June 20, 2011

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

Twabble

Twabble is a social networking platform for readers and writers to share their ideas, stories, and opinions.

"Saw that column you liked on Twabble.com via your facebook wall."

by Anonymouse5 August 9, 2012

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013