Tree Person

A member of a large group of social outcasts whom identify with the lowest common denominator of counter culture movements. Members of this group regularly shop at Hot Topic clothing stores. A typical tree person can be identified by baggy jnco jeans or black pants that fit two or more people and display reflective straps. The most common haircut is the shave-under w/ponytail, although self-cut hair that is dyed poorly in many random colors is also accepted. T-shirts range from Slipknot, Disturbed, and Korn to Eminem, Insane Clown Posse, and the always clever "Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me..." styles. Other identifying marks can be eyebrow rings, bad tattoos, pizza-face crater acne, and a poorly put together appearance. They are loosely affiliated with other subcultures ie: punk, goth, metal etc. but are never truly accepted in these circles.

The bastard stepchildren of punk, metal, new wave etc.

"Nice trenchcoat and Disturbed t-shirt kid, what a tree person."

by ReAnimator December 8, 2006

tree hugger

Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavers by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.

Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.

by Jenn October 21, 2003

cunt tree

A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.

That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.

by Jack Hitgood May 13, 2005

Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

by Sottle September 16, 2003

tree-wheeler

any atv with with wheels numbering 3.
a quad subtract 1.

buddy every day i goes on me tree-wheeler and has a shit load of fun!

by t-ho and da bys October 7, 2006

tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

by Samwize August 24, 2007

tree'd up

to stay high off that marijuana

girl: dude, im stressin. people just piss me off

buddy: when im stressin, i stay tree'd up

by taochick February 26, 2009