Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

11-track

The only good number of tracks on an album

Guy: Hey bitch, got any music for me to listen to?
Bitch: I got the new moment bends 11-track album
Guy: HELL YEAH PLAY IT 11-TRACK DA BOM

by loafhouse March 11, 2022

Flap Track

When someone is eating a mans ass in front of a dirt bike exhaust and the receiver revs the motor so their ball bag slaps the ass eaters face/chin.

I'm pretty sure I saw Tommy and Sean flap tracking in the pits last night.

by The American Joker May 13, 2022

Branford track team

Best track team in ct

Omg look Branford track team if so fast

by Mynameisthedefinitoom May 14, 2022

Moose Tracks

Its when a Tall lanky Canadian man takes a dump on his partners chest and then gives them his nutter Butter

:Did you hear what Jesse did?
:No, what?
:He gave his wife Moose Tracks

by colt2131 July 15, 2022

Ten track railroad

When you put ten small lines of coke on a womans toes, one line each toe, then proceed to do all ten

Im ready for anything, i just did a ten track railroad.

by PhilJCoul July 27, 2022

Carrot tracker

Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?

by RicMaroo September 9, 2022