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toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.
Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4
by David fishy January 14, 2017
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Yonkus toes

Noun:

A set of sweaty, crusty, filthy elongated, swollen fungal infected toes

Plural

Yonkified : a single toe that is Yonkus
“yo max put some socks on them Yonkus toes”

“Bradley I must say that singular toe of yours looks rather Yonkified after you toe fucked that 1/10 monster”
by Bovimarket November 17, 2021
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cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.
Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.
by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023
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snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.
Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!
by Johnkilller666 August 6, 2017
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Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.
"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"
by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017
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Toe Luver

Given his history, it's no wonder he's a Toe Luver. He's always been in love with a Camel Toe.
by Discountedjesus June 6, 2022
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Finger toes

I have finger toes
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