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chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.
Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.
by Weezy76 October 5, 2017
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Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
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Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!
by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009
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paul chode

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by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016
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Chode McGee

A person who hands another person a cashed bowl or you're just a chode
Marc hands me a cashed money,

I hit the bowl and get scoobies,

"Wow Marc, you're a Chode McGee!"

"What's a Chode McGee?"

"It's like calling someone a Scrooge on Christmas."
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Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.
Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.
by kermup January 6, 2008
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