Smearsack

When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.

Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.

by stirrer March 6, 2011

britney spears

America's favorite coal burner.

Britney likes black guys with money.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Britney Spears

Talentless. But for some reason her music sells. It's extremely catchy pop and screw it, I freakin like her music. Plus she's very pretty.

If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

by MissDresden . July 19, 2009

Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

britney spears

Britney Spears is a beautiful woman but has a slutty voice. She is talented but is talented as a dirtbag, whore,slut, and she's not any of those but all you people say it so I don't know what you're problem IS!

Annie: Britney Spears is a slut!
Me or Ashley: What is wrong with you people! You are obeying Satan, and if you are a so-called Christian, you actually are a ATEHIEST! And not obeying God!

by Ashanta'e January 13, 2006

Dane Sears

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.

Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "

by Chance Norman October 19, 2008

pinky swear

a secret between losers; in a desperate act to have some sort of "inside joke" to get thier other friends jealous. didn't work. involves thing such as: jennifer root, dorm daze 2, and jordan.

"they'll never find out our pinky swear, boyzz"
"i swear i wont tell!"
IGNITE!

by tehehe123 November 10, 2008