Dirt Squirrel

The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel

Dirt Squirrel by MCundies March 27, 2008

Dirt Squirrel

One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.

You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.

I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.

Honie is a perfect example of a Dirt Squirrel!

Dirt Squirrel by Dewie-the-Dirt-Squirrel November 5, 2009

Purple Squirrel 

With all of the layoffs and downsizing and economic struggle we've been having, a lot of people have lost their jobs. As a reduced force, people who are left are expected to be able to do the jobs of 3 or 4 people at once and be happy about it and grateful that they at least have a job.

When the companies have started hiring again, they are (erroneously) assuming they can find candidates who now have all of these very specialized and different skills, in one person. . . a Purple Squirrel.

Prior to the layoff, Acme Company had 1 Project Manager, 1 Computer Programmer and 1 Network Engineer. Due to the economy, the Project Manager and Network Engineer were laid off and the Computer Programmer was expected to learn how to do both of the other jobs and was successful in doing so. When the economy picked up, the Computer Programmer left for another job.

Acme Company needs to replace their employee and now they are looking for a candidate who has the skills of a Project Manager, Computer Programmer and Network Engineer... all in one. Unrealistic and unconnected, the client assumes that because they were able to create a person with this experience, there should be others out there. The quintessential Purple Squirrel.

Purple Squirrel by Vickkers February 15, 2012

cabbage squirrel 

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

cabbage squirrel by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

pink squirrel 

Applies to girls who don't go bare floor. When a girl acts out of order which in turn leads you to land a hard, direct shot straight right above her vag. This will cause the pubic mound to swell up and look like a squirrel's tail.

I came home from work and my meal was not yet on the table. Rightfully, I yanked down my hoe's granny panties and gave her a pink squirrel.... after serving me dinner of course

pink squirrel by J Brizzle September 13, 2006

squished squirrel 

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

squished squirrel by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

Seam Squirrel

Crabs

That bitch has a seam squirrel infestation!!!! Aka Crotch Critters

Seam Squirrel by mr2real August 22, 2009