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slugger

Just before ejaculation, the male removes his erect penis and finshes on the female's right or left cheek. Upon ejacuation, the male slaps his dick agressively on the girls cheek, which has been covered in ejaculate, creating a red mark.
Dude, I gave that chick the biggest fucking slugger last night. She'll be red for a week!
by Trevor Chapman February 2, 2008
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snuggie surprise

While doing it snuggie style, the receiving end accidentally drops a "surprise", causing the upper half to scream and cry about shit leaking everywhere. Although the snuggie is warm, the warmth of feces is never warranted; therefore, it is always a "surprise".
Girl: This snuggie makes me feel so warm.. and this position is great! Except for the fact that I have to...

Boy: ...dude, you just shit on my dick!

Girl: Uh.. it must be a snuggie surprise!
by Kervcat G March 12, 2009
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Slugger

That one guy we all know who seems to get all the ugly bitches. He also happens to have an abnormally large cock for his age.
Nick: wow look at that kid
Zack: ikr he is like the biggest slugger of all time
Joe: thanks guys
by Thick nick October 8, 2014
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Snuggleslut

Snugglesluts are generally female, generally in their mid to late teens and generally of an insipidly sociable nature.
Snugglesluts prey on members of the opposite sex to 'snuggle' with. Said snuggling is commonly understood to include just about anything of a sexual nature, no matter how perverted or disgusting, but snugglesluts will, as a rule, deny this fact point blank.
Snugglesluts will engage in 'snuggling' regardless of their relationship status, and will snuggle with as many as fifteen different victims at once.

Prey are generally boys younger than them, but the snuggleslut is versatile and will even snuggle with old men if circumstances demand it.
Person 1: "HJ was snuggling with XY for two hours yesterday, even though she's going out with CW!"
Person 2: "What a snuggleslut..."

Person 1: "Did you have sex with WM?"
Snuggleslut: "NO! How dare you! I just snuggled with him!"
*snuggleslut leaves in mock horror*
Person 2: "She's obviously a snuggleslut."
by KillB October 21, 2011
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Snuggler

someone who loves to just lie in bed (usually on the bottom). these people like to only wear comfortable clothing (usually father's clothing). they are usually most fun in bed and most fun to lie wit. everything they do is for comfort. and they love being naked because it liberates them. they usually live in nudist colonies
Rara is the best snuggler.
by Emilia Sandwell January 9, 2011
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Snugglefuck

The happiest person to fall asleep next to..
i.e. Jennifer was in absolute snugglefuck, as she layed next to Donnie after they planned out they're sex life, to be wedded and live an amazing life together.
by Sinisterity August 14, 2013
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Smugglin Babies

When an individual is unaware or in denial of their weight. Looks as if they may be smuggling babies.

AKA - High Jacking babies means they have smuggled well over triplets....someone call 911.
I went on a blind date last night - he said he was active and in great condition. I found when he showed up he had 3 chins and was smugglin babies......trifflin'
by TA2BYRD June 19, 2010
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