Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.

Shan is so smooth brained

by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024

smooch it up

This is an expression often used when you are watching a show and you want two people to kiss or “smooch it up”.

(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)

Come on, just smooch it up already!

It’s time to smooch it up.

by mymelody1145 January 15, 2024

Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Smooth

Bisola.

Now Bisola is one smooth and foxy WOMAN!

by Ms. McCoy Awesome November 21, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

Smogshy

When somebody is so cute that you want to pinch their cheeks! You can't just call them cute, because it might come off as too much and/or too flirty. Adorable doesn't emphasize this feeling enough.

That celebrity is so smogshy! The way he blushes after every compliment makes me want to pinch his cheeks.

by butterflyb March 15, 2024