smart alex

One who knows an unending amount of information about the topic of sex.

Dude, Frank was lookin' at porn all last night and takin notes so he could become a smart alex.

by Rumple Stilt Legs August 9, 2006

smarterphone

Smarterphone is a leader in innovative software solutions for mobile devices. Smarterphone's expertise provides a strategic advantage for manufacturers seeking world-class applications which minimize integration costs and speed time to market.

Smarterphone is a company that I can relay on.

by John Arnstern January 15, 2008

SMART

Sexually
Molested
And
Raped
Twice

someone who is smart is all of the above, and is ok with it......

by kitty_puss January 18, 2010

Smartcar

a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina

Carlos mocha-late driving a smartcar

by c fizzleee December 3, 2010

street smart

Not safe to be on the streets. to dumb to do things on own. Needs help by backseat driver to park.

Holly is just not very street smart!

by Devin December 22, 2004

smartelic

Someone who gets smart all the time :sassy

She was being a smartelic in cutting me off and making up petty phrases.

by QueenSmarts February 14, 2014

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.

Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !

by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012