sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell September 6, 2005

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Bulgarian Sausage

A very dark, and Lumpy Penis, typically has a lot of hair that goes up the shaft.

Dude, I totally banged this chick last night with my Bulgarian Sausage!

by Whale Penis the inevitable July 15, 2010

Sausage Jockey

shit stubber

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

sausage

A huge shit left in the toilet or urinal.

Timmy left a huge sausage in the toilet.

by Tom McFinney May 6, 2007

anal sausage

A solid, long, and soft object that is periodically ejected from the anus. Also commonly reffered to as "poo" or "shit."

"Dude, that anal sausage was so huge it clogged the toilet."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna drop an anal sausage on your face."

by InZaN3 CrIcKeT January 8, 2006

sausage

A meat product which comes in cylindrical form, usually composed of various animal products.

Put some sausage between these buns, please.

by crunk nigga holla December 28, 2005