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Sonic Slap

When a man with white gloves, paints himself blue and then twirls his penis in a circle, then proceeds to slap a sleeping hedgehog.
Mr. Herbert hid in my basement and waited for me to let my hedgehog out of his cage so he could sonic slap a bitch
by Sonicslapper69 November 11, 2019
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Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).
Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also
by SimCouta March 10, 2011
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Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005
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slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"
Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.
by Nicola November 12, 2003
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happy slap

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
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fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
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Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 2, 2009
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