Sebastian Johnson

awesome, sexy, heroic, batman, smooth with ladies man.

Oh I didn't know there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party. WHATT!!!!

by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021

Seasha

If you ever meet a Seasha, keep in mind that she is a wonderful person that loves to socialize and never fails to make you smile. Seashas tend to make unnecessary or inappropriate jokes sometimes, but are pretty easy to be friends with one! If you ever end up on their bad side, then just be prepared to be roasted until you have nothing left to say.. If you have a best friend named Seasha, let them know that they are one of a kind, unique, special, and absolutely beautiful!

Random person; Wow, you're so pretty!
Seasha; I know right!

by A friend of a Seasha UwU May 25, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.

Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"

by epiwonk July 20, 2021

Seaside Sandman

When a man cums into the eyelashes of someone sleeping so that when they wake up the dried cum holds their eyelids shut, simulating a visit from a salty, liquid-based, Sandman entity.

Friend 1: Try not to pass out around Henry, I heard he gave a girl a seaside sandman last week.

Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?

by beefyfarts July 29, 2021

Sebastian stan

Aka sexy seabass
Sebastian stan is a hot Romanian with a body that could kill
He would stab me and I’d say thanks

If you don’t love Sebastian stan then F#CK YOU thats it

by Sexy seabassssss October 5, 2021

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021