Definitions by beefyfarts

Seaside Sandman 

When a man cums into the eyelashes of someone sleeping so that when they wake up the dried cum holds their eyelids shut, simulating a visit from a salty, liquid-based, Sandman entity.

Friend 1: Try not to pass out around Henry, I heard he gave a girl a seaside sandman last week.

Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?

Seaside Sandman by beefyfarts July 29, 2021