Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

Eat a sandwich

To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)

by Fangg August 7, 2009

Portable Sandwich Fabricator

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

by defusious January 24, 2009

turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

[sandwich]

the concotion of different substances, usually food together to make one single bieng and state of food. sandwiches can be used in all different ways such as washing machines, household objects, and they are great to hide small legoes or toys, drugs, etc in. they are found all over the world and are different wherever you may go.

ima go make a sandwich

i hid some coke in my sandwich

i accidently vaccumed my sandwich

i had a pesto and cheese sandwich for lunch today and as well as everyday

i put what i want in my sandwich bitch!!

by patty dub November 30, 2007

sandwich slap

Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.

Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.

Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.

by blaylock December 7, 2009