toss salad 

eating out the asshole

Chris W., did you get your salad tossed by Kelly last night

toss salad by 413 January 2, 2005

drug salad

a combination of assorted drugs.

look at all those pills, i can make a drug salad out of that!

drug salad by yellowalligator November 22, 2011

Jewish Salad 

Giving a rimjob to someone with an extremely hairy a**hole.

I had to floss after I gave Ms. Goldman a Jewish Salad.

Jewish Salad by T.I.O. Reaper July 25, 2011

meatball salad 

It's a conundrum, a mystery, a situation seemingly unsolvable.

I was going to give him a rim but he hadn't bathed in three days. What a fucked up meatball salad.

meatball salad by Doyle coldiron February 20, 2015

Spaghetti Salad 

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

Spaghetti Salad by TopThree October 6, 2017

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

Tossed salad fingers by El coyote September 7, 2019

Smoked Trout Salad 

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

Smoked Trout Salad by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011