The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 09, 2020
Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
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by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019
He is a sexy beast who has the biggest shlong imaginable, he is the kindest person you will ever know but he has an obsession with biscuits. On the other hand, he is a pussy and would run in a situation between fight or flight. He is a very kind hearted young man and should be treated with upmost respect at all times.
by Shskusnsksjhdnsiwhsislut November 27, 2021
Hunter:Dad did you really just shit in that brand new Gumbo Pot?
Robert:Yes I had to let it loose son.
Hunter:Mom don't use that Robert Gumbo Pot!!
Robert:Yes I had to let it loose son.
Hunter:Mom don't use that Robert Gumbo Pot!!
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