smol potato

Someone who is know to tell funny jokes but is also easily roast-able. Smol Potato is a name you can give to someone if they are shorter than you and they resemble a potato. This name is often given to males.

"Dude, look at how short that guy is!"

"Heh, I'd say he's a smol potato!"

by Babybee16 April 23, 2017

baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010

Frat Potato

1. The game where a desperate girl is constantly passed back and forth between different members of a Fraternity, a member must pass the girl to another member in less than 2 minutes otherwise he is stuck with her and declared the loser.

2. A slut who bounces back and forth between multiple Fraternity houses sleeping with as many members as she can.

Dude, do you see that girl? She looks like the perfect canidate, you down for a game of Frat Potato?

by XanderALX March 10, 2009

sexy potato

1. A term used when describing a potato that is indeed sexy.

2. A secret code for some random thing you don't want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. A phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.

That is one sexy potato.

So I was talking to sexy potato yesterday....

My friend got freaked out when I used the term "sexy potato" as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

by xKat43x November 14, 2011

Potato Sacking

When double fisting isn't enough, you move onto a foot. Then two feet. Then your entire lower body. You then proceed to Potato Sack. You enter a chick's vagina much like you would a potato sack.

Person A: Dude that chick was so loose last night
Person B: How loose?
Person A: Dude I fit all the way into her vagina and I totally started Potato Sacking that bitch

by BillCliton August 6, 2010

Baked Potato

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana

Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there

by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010

potato queen

Quite simply, potato queens are gay Asian males who tend to feel sexually attracted to White guys, but do not discriminate in friendship. Potato queens are usually more attractive, fun, outgoing and self-confident than their sticky rice counterparts. Often bitter, racist anti-White sticky rice will try to bash potato queen Asian males because the potato queens have no romantic interest in dating the generally less attractive, ethnocentric sticky rice. One needs only to look at some of these other definitions from English grammar-challenged Asian stickies to see this. Sadly for sticky rice, White guys usually are not into them anyway and generally prefer potato queens, so sticky rice animosity becomes a moot point.

David Chang is proud of his Asian heritage AND tends to be romantically interested in caucasian men, so I guess that makes him a potato queen.

by NiceTennisGuy April 2, 2005