plandicapped

Someone who is incapable of making plans.

"Brandon just texted me that he's busy tomorrow morning, essentially ruining the plans we had. That fucking guy is plandicapped,"

by Topfish July 8, 2018

Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.

Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night

by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018

Plated

Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.

"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."

by GalacticDong October 8, 2018

Plane Hopper

Someone who has sex in plane bathrooms on a regular basis.

"Is it my imagination, or is something off about that Stewardess?"
"No, she's definitely a Plane Hopper," struggling out of seat; "I'll be back in an hour and a half."

by Coug737 November 3, 2018

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

played

When you really like a guy, and your making out and he says “we’re just chillin he”

“Dude I really like you nick Curtis”

“We’re just chilling” I was played

by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 5, 2019