poo poo tongue

Having a very disgusting taste in your mouth.

Andrew: hey Matthew, how was that burnt lasagna?
Matthew: it tastes like poo poo tongue.

by blkwido March 11, 2016

Poo trance

The expression a baby or small child has when doing a poo.

Oscar's definitely in a poo trance. I'll grab a nappy.

by Marvellousm November 22, 2016

poo chat frown

When someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don't care for that kind of chat

I turned around, and little Johnny had done his first poo in the potty. I was so proud of him pooing all alone. Poo, poo, poo-de-poo.

Turns to Dave What's up Dave

*Poo Chat Frowning*

by Spunky McSpunkerson January 2, 2017

poo shove

poo shove - pū shuv- n.- a formal palming of the rectum, typically for pleasure

2 in the pink and one in the stink just didnt cut it for janie, so she asked rob to give her a full poo shove"

by CNAYUPPPP February 6, 2017

poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017

Poo turdy

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.

"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."

by Eee Bee June 23, 2017

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017