Road & Track

A shitty excuse for a car mag. It's also been called the gay man's car mag. It's a lot of 1/2 mil. ferrraris or any piece of italian crap. The average reader must do at least one of the following: Suck dicks, own a Geo/Saturn or think any type of sportscar is cool.

Tim go read Road & Track

by Goodfella November 22, 2003

Road Killer

Someone who will drive around town to find an animal crossing the street, then proceed to plow them over with his/her car.

Guy 1- Jimmy is such a faggot

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- He drives around town all day running over squirrels.

Guy 2- What a Road Killer!

by My Pseudonym is hot April 29, 2010

road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2008

road doginit

when you fuck a prostitue without a condom while your granny testicles jump up and down off her clit.

when bending her over doggystyle you start fucking her when all of a sudden your nuts begin to bounce like a fucking rubber ball at a fucking tennis match only to discover from your friends photos that you have granny balls notwithstanding this bitch is a prostitute.

by Kendel April 30, 2005

Pave The Road

an expression used to describe something super "Cool" "Awesome" or "Legit"
can be used as a hashtag on Twitter #PaveTheRoad

Or could also mean "paving the road of your life"
a big event happened in your life and you want to add it to your journey (your road... your path.)
Your Path of Life.

Tom- I had an orgy last night!

Joe- Awesome man, Pave the road!

by akatkrugu69 December 30, 2011

Back Roading

To pleasure the place between a persons butt-hole and their genitals.

Person 1: I want to go back roading in my prius.

Person 2: Shit, man. I remember when I went back roading with JC Chasez in his prius.

by Twerkoholic December 10, 2015

road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003