picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

mankey

A word used to describe something that is much worse than the word "disgusting" or "nasty"

"oh damn, that is soo mankey dude"

by G-Unit_1 August 13, 2006

monkey bollocks

A silly silly person

Hey you shouldnt watch TV in the bath, monkey bollocks.

by DomDog October 3, 2003

Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.

That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.

by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011

Monkey sucking ass nigga

A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time

Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot

by Monkey_sucking_ass_nigga November 9, 2020

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

marketing monkey

Someone who feels the need to recite a companies marketing as if it was the truth with out even stopping to think about what it even means.

Douchebag: "Mac OS X is better than windoez because it is POSIX certified because the Apple product page told me so."
Someone in IT: "Do you even know what POSIX stands for?"
Douchebag: "Erm... No... But it means your computer is secure, right?"
Someone in IT: "You do know that Windows has been POSIX certified since 2000, right?"
Douchebag: "Uh..."
Someone in IT: "Dude, you're such a marketing monkey... Spend less time on 'imasturbatetomymac.com' and more time reading about real computers."

by Someone in IT January 6, 2008