Blow My Mind 

It's an awesome action, or maybe it's amazing news, or something that makes your mind explode (in a positive way, of course).

Person1: Hey, did you hear that? She has jumped on a broken parachute, but she's alive!

Person2: WOW, you blow my mind!

Blow My Mind by M4LF0Y March 14, 2018

top of mind 

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

top of mind by MyPseudonym September 28, 2022

get your mind out of the gay gutter 

Much like the phrase get your mind out of the gutter, which is said when someone is thinking dirty, but instead of dirty thoughts, your telling them to stop thinking homo thoughts; often used when someone reacts in a gay way.

Nick: Your mother.
Chirs: Fuck you.
Nick: What time? lol.
Chris: Dude.. get your mind out of the gay gutter.

get your mind out of the gay gutter by Chrisocracy January 3, 2010

Dun' Mind D'you?

Dun' Mind D'you?
An abbreviation of 'Don't Mind Do You?'
Welsh phrase used by people in the know.
Useful in interrupting people mid sentence, when taking the mickey, trying to sway someone's opinion over a moral matter, and as a general sentence enhancer.

Officer: "Oh, boys, is that a bong on the roof of your car?"
Driver: "Dun' Mind D'you?"

"Dun' Mind D'you?"
"I dun' fuckin mind"

"I just sold my pen to some edder for a tenner. Dun' Mind D'you?"

*Pointing* "He Dun' Fuckin' Mind!"

Dun' Mind D'you? by JonnyHo June 10, 2008

jedi mind tricks 

When your slut puts her hair up like Princess Leia and you fuck her ear through her hair.

Jose and Jeff played jedi mind tricks on these three sluts before going to Luckies.

jedi mind tricks by bobsagetisafaggot November 22, 2010

jedi mind trick

A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.

Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!

jedi mind trick by rebel_ins July 15, 2005

Are you out of your fucking mind? 

Hamburger meme.

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.

Are you out of your fucking mind? by Seksel January 27, 2020