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Machika

To crush, to mix, wrinkled.
Your car has been machika.
Making batata machika ( mash potatoes)

Your dress is all machika
by Papiamento Aruba January 22, 2018
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Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.
"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."
by DCexcel January 7, 2010
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Michigan Turnaround

When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.
Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.
by ChrisS. April 5, 2011
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michigan stop

That mother*ucker just pulled a Michigan stop, eh?
by Cubitechna December 23, 2017
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Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly
My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.
by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016
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Whore-Machine

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
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The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
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