Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. January 20, 2009

good meat

A description of a man who is sexually appealing because of his body size. See thick.

"He got that good meat."

by thewebbiest January 18, 2009

meat-gaze palsy

A medical term for a condition in which a man's eyes are locked on to the crotch-area of another man. Specifically this occurs upon auditory stimulation such as with the sound of a zipper.

"Whenever I talk to that guy, he is always looking down at my crotch. " "Yeah, I've noticed it too - he seems to have a meat-gaze palsy."

by victm of gazing May 19, 2010

Meat Cylinder

A dick; human penis.

Bitch be crazy chompin' on my meat cylinder.

by Tip Tank March 22, 2012

meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013

meat

Verb: To give someone the meat. To engage in coitus. To stuff a vagina with your cack.

You: Hey baby i'll meat you later at your place.
Her: Ok (thinking you mean meet)

You arrive at her place with your pants off and a fullon hardon and meat the hell out of her.

by flipynif October 10, 2005

Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003