Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004

march16

the day everything change..
the final frontier

no retreat no surrender
the frontline is everywhere

by koko November 1, 2004

march madness

the most wonderful time of year

Man, I can't wait until March Madness.

by Chelt January 30, 2004

march 3rd

BE YOU STUPID CRACKHEAD SELF CAUSE NOBODY CARES AT THIS POINT!

omg she is such a march 3rd!!!

by bts rocks November 2, 2019

March 24

a day where you go to sams club and poop in a diaper and let it fall and stain the floor

*at sams club*
Bailey: ew what is coming out of your diaper!
Lacey: it’s march 24th, poop duh
Bailey:oh yeahhhhh!

by Rock Fish November 6, 2019

March 23

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!

Hey girl! It’s March 23, you know what that means

by yoimboredlol October 13, 2019