Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'

by timtim7765 January 21, 2012

mandy

name given to those in godly positions of brilliance and also is a funny name given to strange weird men.

OMG did you just see that mandy walk past!? ;)

by lucy jones November 28, 2007

mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES

Johnny wore mandles yesterday

by Maybelline August 1, 2005

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Mandals

Strappy sandals or flip-flops worn by a guy. Typically sported on homosexuals, or when worn, makes the wearer look like a homosexual.

Dude, look at that gay kid over there in his mandals!

by closetfambam July 20, 2010

Mandee Kulaga

The most famous person in New York City.

*Girl in Times Square shrieks and points* "Look! It's Mandee Kulaga!"

by ;-) April 10, 2005

mandinky

1. Mandinky
N. The point at which a prepubescent midget's balls drop

Pablo was never the same after Carlos reached his mandinky because Carlos had also mastered the Arabic Alarm Clock.

by The Original Evol July 29, 2008