closetfambam's definitions

Closet Fambam

A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.

Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.

by closetfambam July 20, 2010

Mandals

Strappy sandals or flip-flops worn by a guy. Typically sported on homosexuals, or when worn, makes the wearer look like a homosexual.

Dude, look at that gay kid over there in his mandals!

by closetfambam July 20, 2010