keith chan

penis.

hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?

SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!

by keith chan sucker December 26, 2008

White Knight

Sexual act preformed at night while masterbating over the maiden in distress

"I've bin white knighted...." "really?! so lucky all i got was spit roasted"

by DrunkWookie May 31, 2016

Sterling Knight

Currently starring in Disney's "Sonny With A Chance". A gutless queer that gives empty promises. Appears to be a genuine person but don't let that phony crooked smile fool you. The very sight of him induces vomiting.

I met Sterling Knight a few months ago, he makes me want to vomit.

by letywood March 11, 2009

black knighting

The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".

Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.

Example of black knighting:

Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.

Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!

by Anon989989 May 9, 2016

keith van horn

gangsta yo!!!!!!!!!

Keith Van Horn is GANGSTA!

by Jason Kidd June 1, 2004

Dark Knight

A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.

The only thing I could see as I walked into my room was the shadow of a dark knight.

by tank the frank December 20, 2008

keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003