Butt - Chop

The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.

The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.

by Tonious November 2, 2010

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015

Butt stew

A load of diarrhea, dumped out of your anus that meets all three of the following conditions:
1) It's hot.
2) It's the product of too much protein.
3) It makes many splashing noises.

"Dude, I just dropped a load of butt stew."

"Man, I've been dumping butt stew all week."
"Fwehw! Who laid this butt stew!"
"I just crapped out enough butt stew to feed africa..."

by Unhappy Crapper October 21, 2009

front butt

also called a pooch coochie

her poochcoochie made me vomit when i touched it

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Mud Butt

The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.

by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009

Butt Slut

A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.

You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.

by Party Crashers September 11, 2009

butt scab

An individual you find extremely annoying and hard to get rid of.

Get out of my face you butt scab!

by Mindy February 13, 2005