Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

Hooters

useful hills

the fatass i saw had really big hOOters...

by mr. big melonie January 14, 2004

Hootard

When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.

"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."

by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooberstanked

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008