glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

by Dripee August 17, 2006

famous glasses

A kid in Australia threw a party when his parents weren't home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized glasses. He would not take them off. They were his famous glasses.

"I'm not takin 'em off, they're my famous glasses."

by Zach Hartwell April 2, 2008

bagnifying glass

device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.

i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.

Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL

by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018

touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

by areu September 14, 2021

Zach Attack * Glass

The best guy in the world. the most loving listening person. his touch makes you warm inside and when he walks up to you and looks at you your heart pounds like crazy. you love him so much. and when you hear his voice or see him you dream and plan your future with him. you want to spend the rest of your life with him. he is so amazing. you wish you could be as amazing to him and make him feel like you do. you love him so much and are gonna marry him. he is mines. and when i ment him i liked him and fell madly in love. he is true love <3 he is zach oh yea and hes tall skinny and so sexy and smart. whoo out of this world baby :)) all mines taken!!!!

Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass

Me: yea the oone from art class

Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.

Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)

by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003