Look it up on Google

A phrase used by people pissed off at how fucking lazy some assholes are that they have to bother others with their attention seeking question which just makes them look like a complete dumbass

Retard: Hey, what element does Na on the periodic table represent?
Person with common sense: Just look it up on Google, dipshit.

by just look it up you lazy fucks May 18, 2022

Google

The replacement of education for our technology dependent society.

533 billion googles are made in a day.

"What's uh.. 2+2?"
"Google it."

by Danielle Danielle January 8, 2009

googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlebomb

A Googlebomb is an effort to make as many links as possible to a certain website from various other websites to increase the pagerank of that certain website, increasing its rank on search results for a certain search. The aim is to make your website appear as the first result for a specific search term.

The first search for "Finding Chuck Norris" is a page that looks like a google search result telling you "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." This page was googlebombed to the first rank under "Finding Chuck Norris".

by Amin Itani May 29, 2008

Googlewank

Masturbation engaged in using a google image search to get pictures.

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.

by viscousfluid August 14, 2008

Google Box

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.

"Hand me the google box I need to check my email."

by Demarke March 4, 2009

googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)

Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday

by Haneru March 16, 2009