gooey duck

aka geoduck (Mollusca) has large clam digger

Seattle ho's run the beaches looking for gooey duck. Then squeese their clam digger's just to see how far it will squirt! wsu

by itichie_nocanpo August 27, 2006

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

The goody two shoes expert gave a statistic of 99.97 percent efficiency for the vaccine and did a scientific experimental gamble on each and every person's life/soul.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

goofgirl

A girl who is extremely goofy in a cute kind of way. Usually her name is Lisa. She probably has a legendary rack.

Wow, look at that goofgirl. What a super goofy personality she is displaying! What a rack!

by MrCoolMacDaddy April 23, 2011

Gloofy

A feeling of gloom while simultaneously feeling goofy

Jacks realization that he was fucking with a trannie had him feeling a little Gloofy.

by Nav11 July 25, 2018

skid rat goof

A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.

It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.

You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"

by westernclassics October 13, 2009

gooey willy

when someone comes up to you when your sleeping wacks off and puts the cum in your ear.

when you were passed out last night he gave you a gooey willy

by xnotforeverx14 August 6, 2006

goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.

Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!

by P.J.H November 8, 2007