have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

gooper

this is an r shaped being. Whether or not it is human is unknown. It could be an animal. it has a sixth sense to pick up signals from ma's that linger. Some goopers live for up to 500 years. Their age,however, does not show.

Goooooooooooperrrr is a gooper
it lives to defeat the evil ma empire

by Dr. Hoofenstein April 13, 2004

Grapes of Snoe

A Fag who talks too much

Stop talking, you are becoming Grapes of Snoe

by Agazinbok April 2, 2004

grapes

haemoroids

I wanted to plug her in the ass but her grapes were too sore from the last time

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

Graped

The act of someone grabbing a man's nuts and squeezing them till the nuts rip out of the sack skin.

ex his ex-girlfriend graped him the week after they broke up

by gorillamask October 4, 2011

Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018