green monkey

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004

green day

the name greenday actually came from an episode of bert and ernie-sesame street where they said something like "what a greenday" everyone else who thinks their name came from the concept of smokeing marijuana are stupid.

their name before greenday was sweet children. True greenday fans know these facts!%@^%

by greenday are stoners te, he, he January 29, 2005

green day

A great band that have brought out many fantastic albums and became big in 1994 with the album called Dookie. But have had other albums suchas Nimrod, Imsomniac and Warning.

The members in Green Day are Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt and Billie Joe Armstrong.
"Woah I have liked Green Day since back in the Dookie Days"

by PeRsOn0101 September 25, 2005

green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

by Chris Gault April 8, 2006

Green Day

1. A band which kicks major ass.
2. Saint Patrick's Day
3. A good day to smoke up.

1. Green Day is off the heezy.
2. Tomorrow is Green Day!
3. I'm bored, I think it's time for a Green Day.

by Chris Johnson January 8, 2004

Green Day

1. a day wasted smoking pot. john kiffeysomething, the old drummer from the band green day came up with it and also wrote a song about it. comes from sesame street. the guys were fucked up, eating cereal and watching sesame street, big bird said green day, they thought it was funny.
2. a song by al sobrante (aka john kiffeysomething) appears on 1039/smoothed out slappy hours.
3. a band

dude, every day this week was a green day. thats like 20 days man!
"Pictures sounds
Of moving insects so surreal"
i saw green day play yesterday.

by catherine March 4, 2005

Green Day Nazi

An extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Snob. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.

1. Depending on age of Green Day Nazi, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).

The Green Day Nazi berated my 8 year old daughter because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Nazi apparently can't do math because my daughter was not born yet when Dookie came out.

2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Nazi.

That Green Day Nazi refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.

3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Nazi.

My little sister was kicked out of a Green Day Nazi's MySpace Group because she did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.

4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Nazi.

I was deleted from a Green Day Nazi's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.

by DirntFiend January 3, 2009