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ghetto mall 

Any mall which contains either a Target, K-mart or a Wal-Mart as an anchor store. Invariably has terrible food court and also, lots of mom and pop stores with plastic hand-written signs.
"So we go to the ghetto mall to pick up some cheetos for the trailer park party."
ghetto mall by dancing queen February 23, 2004

ghetto ass 

that girls got such a ghetto ass.
ghetto ass by trendoid92 September 14, 2007

Ghetto TiVo 

Having a younger sibling record something for you.
"Hey brother, i have to go to work. America's Next Top Model is on at 8. Record it!"

..Next Day..
"Did you see ANTM last night?"
"Yeah, i ghetto tivo'd it!"
Ghetto TiVo by Heatherr May 4, 2006

Ghetto Blasting 

Ghetto Blasting is the vertical version of the "hot Carl". Ghetto Blasting is when you shit against a large store-front window.
Dude, me and Pete are Ghetto Blasting the window in front of Nordstrom.

ghetto text 

also known as l33t is a language used among cholos gangsters or ghetto people. usually never understandable
it consists of replacing:
As with 4s
Es with 3s
Ss with 5s or $s
Os with 0s
Bs with 8s

Ls with 1s
Is with !s
Hs with #s
Gs with Qs
YOUs with JEWs
THISs with DIS
and sometimes adding additional letters to a word, and capitalizing some letters and some not.
ghetto text (regular text)
#3yy w4ttz$UP (hey what's up)

Dd!iZ H03 4ttt W411-M4rTT 8uMmP3dD !Nt0 M3 50 1 Zt4883d #3r (this hoe at wal-mart bumped into me so i stabbed her)

ke$ha
ghetto text by heyy82 June 17, 2010

ghetto booty 

A woman who has a large but lovely bum
Megan has one fine ghetto booty
ghetto booty by gingernut99 June 15, 2011