A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
Get the Fart Attackmug. My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.
by Fart Hat October 11, 2018
Get the Fart Hatmug. by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009
Get the mummy fartmug. one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016
Get the fart in a spacesuitmug. The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.
by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012
Get the fart jailmug. "I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.
by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011
Get the pea fartmug. The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.
by Keatswords June 23, 2014
Get the fart clenchermug.