fart knocker 

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.

1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

fart knocker by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003

fart chimney 

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.

"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"

fart chimney by PixelPusher May 27, 2007

Fart-handle 

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

Fart-handle by Sean Delay January 5, 2009

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

Fart Schizophrenia 

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.

"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"

Fart Schizophrenia by Pacmannnn January 10, 2010

fart butt sandwich 

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.

Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.

fart butt sandwich by chuck stieg February 8, 2008

fart giggle 

A string of multiple flatulent occurences that are each short in length and high-pitched. May or may not occur while giggling.

In the middle of class, Phil let out a fart giggle. It was the only noise he ever made in class.

fart giggle by Smellaina January 27, 2007