fucking cold 

State of the weather when it is so cold that the only way left to warm oneself is to have sex

Jack said to David, "Since it was fucking cold last night, my wife finally agreed to have sex with me."

fucking cold by dancingfoxes February 11, 2014

Fucking Tops 

Something that is actualy shit, but when "Fucken Tops" is said, it is said sarcasticly.

Oh yeh Slipknot! Theyre fucking tops!
Our english class is fucking tops!

Fucking Tops by eddy1 May 2, 2005

fucking mole 

A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.

See also http://you.fuckingmole.com , a website where fucking moles can be submitted and exposed.

That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.

fucking mole by rasdanger September 12, 2008

Fucking Bang 

A way of saying "I don't give a shit,"

Tina: I got my hair done!!!
Bob: Fucking Bang.

Fucking Bang by AzureCloud November 7, 2008

fucking stick 

A stick that is used to have sex with, can be used up the vagina, the ass, or the mouth.

Dad: can you hand me my fucking stick
Son: you fucked off 5 times this week!

fucking stick by John Simpson January 4, 2008

fucking night elf 

a denizen of World of Warcraft who preys upon flagged Horde players. normally they sit shadow melded waiting for hours upon hours. they tend to corpse camp. they tend to use the most noobish attacks while shadow melded, such as stuns, mind control, or aimed shot.

Noob elf: OHO! stupid n00bzor comes too close to "lord of all"

horde player: THAT FUCKING NIGHT ELF MIND CONTROLLEDM OFF THE CLIFF!!!!!

noob elf: bur

fucking night elf by Shtoink September 27, 2006

fucking loser 

Alex Johnson

i.e. I do no fucking work, I am a fucking loser.

fucking loser by alex December 8, 2003