fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.

"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann

by confuzyon March 29, 2017

fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.

Our farts just tossed a fart salad

by godz_comic November 4, 2017

Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!

Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

snap fart

A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.

"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".

by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009

hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.

When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!

by Rev Ron November 5, 2010

Mc fart

Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger

I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart

by Pisoglendis July 31, 2018

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019